Dramatis Personae
Steve -a hound
Kevster - another Hound
Robson - a blonde hound (looking very pleased with himself)
Graham - a hound going on holiday to Malta
Daren - hound and scribe
Preface
An oik at the bar was nearly late for the quiz as he was unable to procure some Yorkshire puddings.
Act 1 Scene 1
Pictures- there were people in them, Bernie Taupin masquerading as David Furnish if you can believe it. There might even have been a sighting of Lord Lucan but he's an elusive cove so we'll probably never know.
Dear,dear Larry.
There was then a round on current affairs, but by the time you read this, they will no longer be either "current" or strictly speaking "affairs" so I shall move on.
Interval
Act 2 Scene 4
My notes suggest that there was some Moby Dick and a bit of Fanny Bryce in the next round but I suspect Kevster has been scrawling his inner thoughts whilst I was in the toilet..
The connections round was Blue Peter animals (don't be so blue Peter). We said tv animals and we didn't mean transvestite, but there's an idea for a future quiz.
Cars- Toyota, BMW, vw, Nissan, ford etc. Good job we weren't Reliant on Robin for this round!
Act 5
If music be the food of love we got most of it. M.O.T.W.Y.W.
The rest of the quiz is just incidental so we may as well get to the denouement now. We came second, largely due to mixing up Tootsie with Kramer versus Kramer. And so the curtain fell on the final act.
Epilogue
A light rain falls and shadows chase themselves towards the gathering dusk. Against a tumbledown wall a hunched figure in a raincoat lurks. A Hound!
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