9th September 2010

I was drinking in the Farmers last Thursday night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For Mr Tony from his seat began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the Quiz
He did the farmers Quiz
The Farmers quiz
It was the Thursday Quiz
He did the quiz
It caught on in a whizz
He did the quiz
He did the farmers quiz

From my House in Cliff End east
To the Kevster’s bedroom where the vampires feast
The Hounds all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from Theo’s electrodes

They did the quiz
They did the Farmer’s quiz
The Thursday quiz
It was a Crazy quiz
They did the quiz
It caught on in a whizz
They did the quiz
They did the Farmer’s quiz

The Hounds were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Tony Brugnoli
and Daren Gray

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Peterkins on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The Pickled eggheads were about to arrive
And the Grayhound was placed in the top five"

They played the quiz
They played the farmer’s quiz
The farmer’s quiz
It was a strange quiz
They played the quiz
It caught on in a whizz
They played the quiz
They played the farmer’s quiz

back from his Running, Robson’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He drank his Young’s and shouted out loud
And said, "Whatever happened to the music round?"

It's now the quiz
It's now the farmer’s quiz
The Farmer’s quiz
And it's a Crazy quiz
It's now the quiz
It's caught on in a whizz
It's now the quiz
It's now the Farmer’s quiz

Now everything's cool, Danny's a part of the band
And my farmer’s quiz is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this quiz was meant too
When you get to the door, tell them Robson sent you

Then you can quiz
Then you can Farmer’s quiz
The Farmer’s quiz
And do my farmer’s quiz
Then you can quiz
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can quiz
Then you can farmer’s quiz